Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Santa, I need hired help.

I can think of 50 different reasons people would hire a surrogate.

I don't mind being pregnant, at least not enough to hire a surrogate, but could I hire a maid and a cook while I am? (A chauffer would be nice while I'm at it...)

Love,
Tiffany

4 comments:

Hildie said...

You don't mind being pregnant? Perhaps you have amnesia.

Tiffster said...

Not enough to hire a surrogate...

Financial Aid for College said...

I think you DESERVE hired help! At least from 3 pm to bedtime. Do you think you could get your Sugar Daddy to spring for that? Do you have any unmarried, unemployed sisters? Does Jared? Or unemployed church sisters?

Britney said...

Amen to that! All pregnant women are entitled to those small conveniences! By the way, thanks for the movie recommendation too. I haven't seen that one but I'm going to find it--I'm a sucker for a good old fashioned romance.